Crazy Uses of Mobile Phone

 (Crazy mobile phone man, image from Google Search)

Many people own a mobile phone and I hope its usages are enough to keep you busy and entertained. If you feel bored, maybe you need some recommendations on its crazy uses. Before going on, let me offer a disclaimer: I am not held responsible for any of the crazy uses below.

1. To make a profit

Some youths in Hong Kong bought iPhone and resold it at a lower price. Guess what they got? The answer was a free air ticket. They used credit card in purchase and gained many bonus points of the mileage program, enough for a free ride. This crazy use requires a good mathematics skill so that the ticket price always exceeds the little loss in resale to realize the gain.

2. To cheat for more money

This case has already been mentioned in another article “When Angels and Demons Met“. Some kids resell the mobile phone for cash, file a loss and ask their parents to buy them a new one. This method cannot be used repeatedly, but one try is crazy enough to be added into the list.

3. To get a lot of views

Want to get popular? You don’t need to take off your clothes or do stupid things. Let others do them. All you need to do is make good use of the in-built camera to take snapshot of the crazy moment you come across. It may be a pair of teens having sex in public area and a quarrel between two passengers in public transport. Just act swift when you see something weird.

4. To have free accommodation, foods and drinks

There is one place all over the world that guarantees free accommodation, foods and drinks. Have a guess. Clever readers like you of course know that it’s the prison. Rob mobile phone and make sure you don’t run too fast or else the police can’t catch you. If the judge asks why seeing you again, simply tell him you are a mobile phone theft addictive. The worst case may land you in an asylum. Don’t worry. You will still get all the free stuff mentioned, a perfect backup for the jail in case it is no longer available to you.

5. To test one’s love

When a man always claims that he loves you as deep as the sea, as if he is ready to die for you, don’t be happy too early. You have to find out whether how true the claim is. Maybe it’s a lie, a bull shit. Ask him to buy you an iPhone or have someone offers him one to trade you off. When you don’t get an iPhone or he gets one by trading you off, use mobile phone to cut him off – never receive his call for example.

6. To learn being elegant

With more functions all-in-one, mobile phone becomes more expensive. A drop on the floor will be a disaster to your wallet. Don’t be surprised to see some ruthless guy holding an iPhone like it’s a baby. If you can’t learn to be more gentle and elegant, get yourself an expensive mobile phone. Practice makes perfect, you are not hopeless and it’s never too late to get started.

7. To die inconspicuously

No kidding. It’s really easy to die with a mobile phone. Ask someone to call you, talk or nag at you for an hour or two every day. Don’t switch to domestic phone even there is one available. Let the radiation works on you. Soon or later, you may find something goes wrong with your brain and if luck bestowed, your life will be eaten up by brain cancer.

After reading this list, you may come up with some other crazy use of mobile phone. Please feel free to leave a message to share with us. Some of you may like to go crazy, others may prefer to sanity. If the aforementioned usages are not your cup of tea, welcome to check another article “The Importance of Having a Mobile Phone” for substitutes. Thanks for reading.

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Other crazy or weird articles you may be interested in reading:

The Monologue of a Spoiled Child

When Angels and Demons Met